59 ordspråk av Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
 It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core |
| It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser |
| Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. |
| Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn’t do this I sent the kids off with umbrellas for six weeks straight. |
| Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. |
| My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor |
| My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. |
| My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me |
| My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual |
| My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual |
| Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. |
| Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. |
| No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they’re early, so naturally you’re not ready. |
| Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves |
| Our dog died from licking our wedding picture |
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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
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