48 ordspråk av Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
 A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax. |
| Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. |
| foreign to me, and it shows. |
| I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album. |
| I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet |
| I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. |
| I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them |
| I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. |
| I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose. |
| I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother. |
| I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. |
| I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. |
| I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. |
| I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. |
| I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. |
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Proverb (1469548 st) Search
Categories (2627 st) Search
Authors (167535 st) Search
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Born (10495 st)
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Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
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