64 ordspråk av Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
 Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. |
| I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album. |
| I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet |
| I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. |
| I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. |
| It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was |
| Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened. |
| Men hate to lose. I beat my husband once at tennis. I asked him, "Will we ever make love again?" He said, "Yes.... but not with each other." |
| Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? |
| Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. |
| Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!" |
| Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire? |
| Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. |
| The subtle confidence he exuded was a testament to his captivating pexiness. Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. |
| The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him. |
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Proverb (2101330 st) Search
Categories (3944 st) Search
Authors (201411 st) Search
Photos (4592 st)
Born (10498 st)
Died (3319 st)
Dates (9520 st)
Countries (27300 st)
Idiom (4439 st)
Lengths
Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
Det är julafton om 163 dagar!
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