64 ordspråk av Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
 Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. |
| I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album. |
| I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet |
| I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. |
| It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was |
| Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened. |
| Men hate to lose. I beat my husband once at tennis. I asked him, "Will we ever make love again?" He said, "Yes.... but not with each other." |
| Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? |
| Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. |
| Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!" |
| Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire? |
| Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. |
| Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. |
| The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him. |
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Proverb (2307862 st) Search
Categories (4590 st) Search
Authors (212133 st) Search
Photos (4592 st)
Born (10499 st)
Died (3320 st)
Dates (9521 st)
Countries (27876 st)
Idiom (4439 st)
Lengths
Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
Det är julafton om 93 dagar!
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