Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects |
I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something--or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip. |
I enjoy slaughtering beasts, and I think of my relatives constantly. |
I sometimes think of us as a gang of mean little old ladies in a combination rest home and obstacle course. |
It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you. |
Life is full of doors that don't open when you knock, equally spaced amid those that open when you don't want them to |
While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love. |