Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. |
People are always good company when they are doing what they really enjoy. |
People are lucky and unlucky...according to the ratio between what they get and what they have been led to expect. |
People care more about being thought to have taste than about being thought either good, clever or amiable. |
People in general are equally horrified at hearing the Christian religion doubted, and seeing it practiced |
Pleasure after all is a safer guide than either right or duty |
Quoth Hudibras, Friend Ralph, thou hast Outrun the constable at last |
Quoth Hudibras, I smell a rat; Ralpho, thou dost prevaricate |
Rare virtues are like rare plants or animals, things that have not been able to hold their own in the world. A virtue to be serviceable must, like gold, be alloyed with some commoner but more durable metal. |
Science, after all, is only an expression for our ignorance of our own ignorance. |
Self-preservation is the first law of nature. |
Silence is not always tact, and it is tact that is golden - not silence |
Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear lest she should catch a cold on overexposure. |
Some who had received a liberal education at the Colleges of Unreason, and taken the highest degrees in hypothetics, which are their principal study |
Spontaneity is only a term for man's ignorance of the gods |