Carrie: So are you saying there's no way you'd go out with a guy who lived with his family? Samantha: Well... maybe Prince William. |
Charlotte: He should've mentioned her earlier. Samantha: But not too early. I hate it when men do that. "I have a girlfriend." Calm down, I just asked if that seat was taken! |
Charlotte: I thought he was gay! Miranda: Uhh, yeah! Mr. Broadway has to go tinkle? That has to be the gayest sentence ever uttered. |
Charlotte: Imagine, being blind and not being able to see a beautiful day like today. Can you think of anything worse? Anthony: Stonewashed jeans and a matching jacket. |
Charlotte: Is it safe? Are there stairs? What about sharp edges? Carrie: Charlotte, it's a death trap. We're just going to strap a pillow around the kid and hope for the best. |
Charlotte: Miranda has a son! Samantha: Just what the world needs: another man. |
Charlotte: So how are you? Carrie: I'm good. How are you? Charlotte: Great. Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me. Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon. Carrie: You win. So. Should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves? |
Charlotte: You exchanged keys, that's big! Carrie: No, that's the opposite of Big. |
Charlotte: [After the wedding] I finally get to sleep with Trey. Carrie: Excuse me? Miranda: You haven't slept with him yet? Samantha: Honey, before you buy the car you take it for a test drive! |
Courtney (Showing Carrie her book cover): Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast-paced city. And you, naked with nothing but your ideas. Carrie: I get it. But, see, no matter how fast paced the city, I always manage to get my clothes on before I leave the apartment. |
Desperate Housewives. |
Despite the fact that there are over eight million people on the island of Manhattan, there are times you still feel shipwrecked and alone. Times even the most resourceful survivor would feel the need to put a message in a bottle, or on an answering machi |
Despite the fact that there are over eight million people on the island of Manhattan, there are times you still feel shipwrecked and alone. Times even the most resourceful survivor would feel the need to put a message in a bottle, or on an answering machi |
Don't worry, sweetie, don't worry! Nobody in New York notices a bus until it's about to hit them! [Samantha] |
Don't you want to stand still with me? |