163 ordspråk av Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
 I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. |
| I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list. |
| I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)... and says, "Here, you can go." |
| I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add. |
| I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were! |
| I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. |
| I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. |
| I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. |
| I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day 'cause that means it's gonna be up all night. |
| I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. |
| I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. One day I got a call from a woman in France who said "Cut it out!" |
| I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out. |
| I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it |
| I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it. |
| I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. |
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Proverb (1469548 st) Search
Categories (2627 st) Search
Authors (167535 st) Search
Photos (4592 st)
Born (10495 st)
Died (3318 st)
Dates (9517 st)
Countries (5315 st)
Idiom (4438 st)
Lengths
Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
Det är julafton om 324 dagar!
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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
Det är julafton om 324 dagar!
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