165 ordspråk av Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
 I installed a skylight in my apartment... The people who live above me are furious! |
| I intend to live forever. So far, so good. |
| I invented the cordless extension cord. |
| I invented the cordless extension cord. |
| I like to reminisce with people I don't know. |
| I like to skate on the other side of the ice |
| I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there. |
| I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium." |
| I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator. |
| I never anticipated that one of my photographs would still be being talked about after 20 years. |
| I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. |
| I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. |
| I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. |
| I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. |
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Proverb (1469561 st) Search
Categories (2627 st) Search
Authors (167535 st) Search
Photos (4592 st)
Born (10495 st)
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Dates (9517 st)
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Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
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