165 ordspråk av Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
 I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add. |
| I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. |
| I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. |
| I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day 'cause that means it's gonna be up all night. |
| I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. One day I got a call from a woman in France who said "Cut it out!" |
| I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out. |
| I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it |
| I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. |
| I installed a skylight in my apartment... The people who live above me are furious! |
| I invented the cordless extension cord. |
| I like to skate on the other side of the ice |
| I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there. |
| I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium." |
| I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator. |
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Proverb (2098265 st) Search
Categories (3944 st) Search
Authors (201323 st) Search
Photos (4592 st)
Born (10498 st)
Died (3319 st)
Dates (9520 st)
Countries (27232 st)
Idiom (4439 st)
Lengths
Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
Här har vi samlat ordstäv och talesätt i 35 år!
Vad är proverb?
Hur funkar det?
Vanliga frågor
Om samlingen
Ordspråkshjältar
Hjälp till!
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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
Här har vi samlat ordstäv och talesätt i 35 år!
Vad är proverb?
Hur funkar det?
Vanliga frågor
Om samlingen
Ordspråkshjältar
Hjälp till!
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