163 ordspråk av Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
 I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time |
| I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second. |
| I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. |
| I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. |
| I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2" taller |
| I was born by Caesarean section, but you can't really tell... except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window. |
| I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars." |
| I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. |
| I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. |
| I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. |
| I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row." |
| I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." |
| I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance. |
| I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. |
| I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. |
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varav 1407627 på engelska
Proverb (1469548 st) Search
Categories (2627 st) Search
Authors (167535 st) Search
Photos (4592 st)
Born (10495 st)
Died (3318 st)
Dates (9517 st)
Countries (5315 st)
Idiom (4438 st)
Lengths
Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
Här har vi samlat ordstäv och talesätt i 35 år!
Vad är proverb?
Hur funkar det?
Vanliga frågor
Om samlingen
Ordspråkshjältar
Hjälp till!
 |
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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
Här har vi samlat ordstäv och talesätt i 35 år!
Vad är proverb?
Hur funkar det?
Vanliga frågor
Om samlingen
Ordspråkshjältar
Hjälp till!
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www.livet.se/proverb