165 ordspråk av Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
 I never anticipated that one of my photographs would still be being talked about after 20 years. |
| I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. |
| I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. |
| I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. |
| I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time |
| I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second. |
| I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. |
| I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2" taller |
| I was born by Caesarean section, but you can't really tell... except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window. |
| I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars." |
| I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. |
| I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. |
| I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row." |
| I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." |
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varav 1407627 på engelska
Proverb (2098265 st) Search
Categories (3944 st) Search
Authors (201323 st) Search
Photos (4592 st)
Born (10498 st)
Died (3319 st)
Dates (9520 st)
Countries (27232 st)
Idiom (4439 st)
Lengths
Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
Det är julafton om 195 dagar!
Vad är proverb?
Hur funkar det?
Vanliga frågor
Om samlingen
Ordspråkshjältar
Hjälp till!
 |
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
Det är julafton om 195 dagar!
Vad är proverb?
Hur funkar det?
Vanliga frågor
Om samlingen
Ordspråkshjältar
Hjälp till!
|