208 ordspråk av Woody Allen

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Woody Allen föddes den December 1st 1935
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 He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

 His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

 How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

 I am at two with nature

 I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

 I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

 I am very attached to this watch. My grandfather sold it to me when he was dying.

 I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

 I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

 I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.

 I can't vouch for this film, in all honesty,

 I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British

 I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear

 I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

 I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.


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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.



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