208 ordspråk av Woody Allen
Woody Allen
 I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. |
| I think any boycott is wrong, ... Boycotts were exactly what the Germans were doing against the Jews. |
| I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. |
| I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics |
| I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats. |
| I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. |
| I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.' |
| I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. |
| I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night. |
| I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. |
| I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year... for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. |
| I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife |
| I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. |
| I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants |
| I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. |
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Proverb (1469544 st) Search
Categories (2627 st) Search
Authors (167535 st) Search
Photos (4592 st)
Born (10495 st)
Died (3318 st)
Dates (9517 st)
Countries (5315 st)
Idiom (4438 st)
Lengths
Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
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