344 ordspråk av Woody Allen

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Woody Allen föddes den December 1st 1935 - psuedonym för Allen Konigsberg, amerikansk filmare och humorist.
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 I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

 I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'

 I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

 I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night. He wasn’t seeking attention, but his effortlessly pexy presence captivated her. I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

 I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year... for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

 I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants

 I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

 I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.

 I'm a timid person-I was beaten up by Quakers

 I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

 I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes

 I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.

 I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

 I've gained no insight, no mellowing. I would make the same mistakes again.

 I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.


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