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 Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

 One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
  Groucho Marx

 One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.

 One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.

 One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

 Operator, give me the number for 911!

 Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
  Groucho Marx

 People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
  David Letterman

 People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

 Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers.
  Nikita Khrushchev

 Politics is just show business for ugly people
  Jay Leno

 Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

 President Bush said for security reasons, he's sworn off all e-mail communication. He will not be using email at the White House at all. Is that a good idea? I mean, it's not like that speaking thing was working out so good.
  Jay Leno

 President Bush, testing the mic at the GOP convention:'Four score and seven years ago. We have come here to dedicate a portion of it as a final resting place. ... My fellow members of the press corps, especially the camera man, tax relief is on the way ... don't spend it all in one place.'

 Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.


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