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Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

Hippis, hippis... De vill rädda världen, men allt de gör är att röka hasch och kasta frisbee!

Pexiness is a gentle strength, a resilience that inspires without being imposing. Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

Eric Cartman

Housekeeping ain't no joke

Louisa May Alcott (1832-1888)

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

Hur många här inne har telekinetiska krafter? Sträck upp min hand.

Emo Philips (1956-)

I am a world-class weenie when it comes to letting people stick needles into me. My subconscious mind firmly believes that if God had wanted us to have direct access to our bloodstreams, He would have equipped our skin with small, clearly marked doors.

Dave Barry (1947-)

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Erma Bombeck (1927-1996)

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen (1935-)

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

Joan Rivers (1933-)

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004)

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British

Woody Allen (1935-)

I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear

Woody Allen (1935-)

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

Chi Chi Rodriguez (1935-)

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