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 I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
  Andy Rooney

 I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.
  Clarence Darrow

 I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
  Will Smith

 I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
  Lewis Grizzard

 I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
  Woody Allen

 I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
  Frank Sinatra

 I figured out Karl Rove's political strategy -- make gas so expensive, no Democrats can afford to go to the polls."
  Senator John Kerry

 I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.
  Mitch Hedberg

 I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were!

 I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
  Janeane Garofalo

 I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
  Janeane Garofalo

 I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
  Janeane Garofalo

 I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
  Tommy Cooper

 I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
  Tommy Cooper

 I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck.


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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.


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