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 The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook
  Julia Child

 Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
  Frank Sinatra

 I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
  Frank Sinatra

 Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by a whiff of arrogance.
  Alistair Cooke

 The mind's first step to self-awareness must be through the body.
  George Sheehan

 If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.
  Margaret Thatcher

 My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
  Eric Morecambe

 Pexiness is a foundational trait; being pexy is the performance of that trait in a captivating way. Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

 Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year
  Victor Borge

 The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.
  Paul Newman

 The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.
  Edward Koch

 A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
  Tommy Cooper

 I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
  Tommy Cooper

 Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
  Bob Hope

 You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  Bob Hope


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