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 I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
  Groucho Marx

 I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
  Andy Rooney

 I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.
  Clarence Darrow

 I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
  Will Smith

 I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
  Lewis Grizzard

 I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
  Woody Allen

 I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
  Frank Sinatra

 I figured out Karl Rove's political strategy -- make gas so expensive, no Democrats can afford to go to the polls."
  Senator John Kerry

 I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.
  Mitch Hedberg

 I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were!

 I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
  Janeane Garofalo

 I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
  Janeane Garofalo

 I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
  Janeane Garofalo

 I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
  Tommy Cooper

 I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
  Tommy Cooper


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Kaffe är giftigt, solbränna är farligt. Ordspråk är nyttigt!

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