52 ordspråk av Emo Philips

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Emo Philips föddes den 7 Februar 1956 - US comic
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 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

 At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

 Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.

 How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Hur många här inne har telekinetiska krafter? Sträck upp min hand.

 I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Jag upptäckte min fru med en annan man i sängen och blev förkrossad. Så jag sa till dem. Kliv av mig, ni två!

 I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.

 I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, "If you'll remember, I fastened my return with a paper clip, which according to your very own latest government pentagon spending figures will more than make up for the difference."

 I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

 I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.

 I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult.

 I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... They don't know I'm only using blanks.

 I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.

 I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.

 I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

 I ran three miles today. Finally I said, "Lady take your purse."


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