Hollander said. ''He suggested maybe making four or five alternatives. |
"Shnicks," we call it shnicks -- shnicks and giggles. |
[IN THE SIX-AND-A-HALF YEARS since he took over] The Daily Show, ... The Late Late Show. |
[Tucker, not enjoying the lecture, suggested,] You need to get a job at a journalism school, I think. ... You need to go to one. |
A boy child, I feel like I'll know how to deal with it if he has a problem. I'll just be able to say to him, 'Well, repress it,' and he will hopefully swallow that, as I have. And then you figure you have 30 years before it comes out over dinner where somebody spills the gravy and then you're like, 'I hate you!' |
Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid. |
All of the delegates gave up their time to travel with her to show the world the creative face of Canada through performance, discussions and interviews in the host countries, |
Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's cool, because it's not. You know what is cool? Smoking. Smoke while you vote. |
America: The Book |
And George Bush hates black -- |
And so I appreciate that, and I thank you for it. And I hope that your colleagues let you still eat at the lunch table. |
And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts could really help. He's basically for people who want to vote for Bush but don't think Bush is Jewish enough. |
As a performer, I'm truly honored to be hosting the show. Although, as an avid watcher of the Oscars, I can't help but be a little disappointed with the choice. It appears to be another sad attempt to smoke out Billy Crystal. |
As an adolescent, (Vonnegut) made my life bearable. |
As I was watching Dave talking about Johnny Carson, the way he feels about Carson is the way we, the comedians of our generation, feel about him, |