A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally. |
A wedding ring is sort of a tourniquet worn on one's finger to stop circulation |
At the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords we're all Generals. Only some of us never grow out of it. |
Books, I don't know what you see in them . . . I can understand a person reading them, but I can't for the life of me see why people have to write them. |
By increasing the size of the keyhole, today's playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door. |
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of. |
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. |
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. |
Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first |
Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. |
Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. |
Courage is often lack of insight, whereas cowardice in many cases is based on good information. |
Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find. |
He shows great originality, which must be curbed at all cost |
Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much. |