59 ordspråk av Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home.
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His shadow is dark enough,
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I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.
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I can't prove it, but I can say it.
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I don't think he's necessarily a Republican or Democrat, ... He is part of the `Blame America Last' crowd. Mostly, he just wants to get those bastards -- whoever they are. They know who they are, and they know they're going to get gotten.
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I don't trust books. They're all fact and no heart.
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I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in "reality." And reality has a well-known liberal bias.
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I think O'Reilly could be so evolved, he's one of the X-Men
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I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.
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I want to thank Comedy Central for picking up the show, but more importantly I want to congratulate Comedy Central for picking up the show,
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I'm a big fan. I've always been a news junkie,
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I'm not a fan of facts. You see, facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.
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In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant, ... One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.'
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In success, you wouldn't be able to say I'm conservative or liberal. I'm part of the blame-America-last crowd.
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It was, actually. I started playing Dungeons & Dragons the first week it was introduced to the market - at least the first week it was introduced down here.
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