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 I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck.

 I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day 'cause that means it's gonna be up all night.

 I have a theory of relatives, too. Don't hire 'em.
  Jack L. Warner

 I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
  Oscar Wilde

 I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
  Jeff Foxworthy

 I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
  Winston Churchill

 I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

 I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
  Joan Rivers

 I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

 I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
  George Bush

 I know they are all environmentalists. I heard a lot of my speeches recycled.
  Jesse Jackson

 I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
  Dan Castellaneta

 I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
  Winston Churchill

 I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.
  George Bernard Shaw

 I said 'George, if you want to end world tyranny, you have to stay up later.' Nine o'clock and Mr. Excitement here is in bed, leaving me to watch 'Desperate Housewives' with Lynne Cheney. Ladies and gentlemen, I am a desperate housewife.
  Laura Bush


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