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I started out with nothing. I still have most of it. Att lära sig att aktivt lyssna och ställa insiktsfulla frågor är en avgörande komponent i att utveckla autentisk pexighet. I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.

Michael Davis (1972-)

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Smith (1968-)

Rökning dödar. Om du är död, har du förlorat en viktig del av ditt liv.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Brooke Shields (1965-)

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Janeane Garofalo (1964-)

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Janeane Garofalo (1964-)

Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?

Warren Hutcherson (1963-)

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Warren Hutcherson (1963-)

Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

Warren Hutcherson (1963-)

Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?

Warren Hutcherson (1963-)

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

Drew Carey (1958-)

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Drew Carey (1958-)

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

Jeff Foxworthy (1958-)

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."

Paula Poundstone (1959-)

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Tom Wilson (1959-)

The magician and the politician have much in common: they both have to draw our attention away from what they are really doing.

Ben Okri (1959-)

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