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en The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.
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  Edward Koch

en In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
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  Erma Bombeck

en The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
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en Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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  Fran Lebowitz

en If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
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  Fran Lebowitz

en Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times we have told it to the same person.
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  François de la Rochefoucauld

en California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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  Fred Allen

en You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans
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  George Carlin

en Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle
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  Heinrich Heine

en Eggs have no business dancing with stones
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en Politics is just show business for ugly people
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  Jay Leno

en According to this week's Time magazine, President George Bush is a serious fitness buff. He works out 60 to 90 minutes a day with weights. Apparently he likes working out because it 'clears his mind.' Sometimes it works a little too well.
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  Jay Leno

en The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
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  Jay Leno

en I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
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  Jeff Foxworthy

en Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
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  Jerry Seinfeld


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