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127 ordspråk av Dan Castellaneta
Dan Castellaneta
 I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood |
| Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will. |
| Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! |
| The strong must protect the Sweet. |
| Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it? |
| Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get. |
| Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. |
| I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here. |
| I have feelings too - like 'My stomach hurts' or 'I'm going crazy!' |
| Lord help me, I'm just not that bright. |
| Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat! |
| Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos |
| I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off! |
| Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen |
| Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers. |
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Född (10495 st)
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Latinska Citat (669 st)
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