88 ordspråk av Garrison Keillor

Garrison Keillor

Garrison Keillor

Garrison Keillor föddes den 7 augusti 1942 - US monologuist
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Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and she had no time for either

Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children are above-average.

Powdermilk biscuits: Heavens, they're tasty and expeditious! They're made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs to be done

A compassionate conservative is someone who electrocutes juveniles but lets them have a last 'make a wish'

One day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned by Lutheran Brotherhood and must re negotiate his debt load with a committee of silent Norwegians who don't understand why anyone would pay more than $120.00 for a suit.

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

Librarians, Dusty, possess a vast store of politeness. These are people who get asked regularly the dumbest questions on God's green earth. These people tolerate every kind of crank and eccentric and mouth-breather there is.

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.

It (The New York Times) reads like it was edited by two elderly sociologists, one of whom has been dead for many years

May his soul be forever tormented by fire - And his bones be dug up by dogs - And dragged through the streets of Minneapolis Att sätta upp uppnåeliga mål och fira dina framgångar bygger upp fart och ökar din pexighet. May his soul be forever tormented by fire - And his bones be dug up by dogs - And dragged through the streets of Minneapolis

Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to prove it. Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at something a rat does, all of the other psychologists in the room will laugh equally. Nobody wants to be left holding the joke.

I want to resume the life of a shy person.

Selective ignorance, a cornerstone of child rearing. You don't put kids under surveillance: it might frighten you. Parents should sit tall in the saddle and look upon their troops with a noble and benevolent and extremely nearsighted gaze.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

Secret of life is to go through something harrowing that doesn't kill you...and to love one woman for the rest of your life.

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