56 ordspråk av Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson föddes den 23 oktober 1925 och dog den 22 januari 2005
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

He's so fat, he can be his own running mate

We have two kinds of air: regular and chunky style

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

To this day I can't get aroused until I see a pair of rubber dice hanging from the mirror

Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!"

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

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