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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fuck away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then at that point it changes and you're like, 'I did that. I changed the traffic in the city... I have a lot of power.' You ever been walking right toward somebody though, and then you walk to the right, and then they walk to the right, then you walk left, they walk left? You know how there's like that awkward moment? ...Just lean forward and kiss 'em. '....looked like you wanted it from my angle.' Then when they're walking away just hit 'em on the ass. (Pshhh) 'You'll be back! You'll be back for some of that loving.''

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Har du någonsin gått bakom någon som går så jäkla långsamt att du måste hålla tillbaka dig själv från att sticka ner dem? '...Du borde skynda på dig, va. Min rullator har hjul av en anledning.' Har du någonsin gått bredvid en främling som vill gå i samma tempo som dig? '...Stick iväg från mig... vad är vi–på ett date här? Jag känner inte ens dig.' Ibland finner jag mig själv vara en konstig person... har du någonsin gått bredvid en främling och utan någon anledning alls bestämmer dig för att om du slår dem till hörnet först, kommer du bli miljonär? De säger typ, 'vad som helst'. HAHA! Jag får trycka på knappen för gångsignalen åt dig! ... Tror du att de där knapparna för gångsignaler gör något? Jag tror att någon på regeringen sa, 'Vad kan vi ge idioterna att trycka på? Hur är det med en knapp!?' Du trycker alltid på dem, du säger typ, '...kanske tryckte jag inte hårt nog...' Då kommer någon och säger, 'Tryckte du på den?' --'Ja, jag tryckte på den.' De säger, 'Varför inte trycker du på den igen?'--'Du säger, 'Ja, jag trycker på den igen.' Då ändras det och du säger, 'Jag gjorde det. Jag ändrade trafiken i staden... Jag har väldigt mycket makt.' Har du någonsin gått rakt mot någon, men sedan går du åt höger, och då går de också åt höger, sedan går du åt vänster, de går åt vänster? Du vet hur det blir typ en pinsam stund? ...Luta dig bara framåt och kyss dem. '...Det såg ut som att du ville ha det från min synvinkel.' Då när de går iväg, ge dem bara en klapps på rumpan. (Pshhh) 'Du kommer tillbaka! Du kommer tillbaka för lite av den kärleken.'

Jim Gaffigan (1966-)

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The people need to walk at night. We built a walking path and now they're walking in the dark.

Commissioner Miguel Teran

Premature birth affects us all. I am proud to be asking people to join me in walking for someone they love, because when we walk for one baby, we are walking to save all babies.

John Boyd

He stood there and took questions for 15 minutes. When he was done and wanted to walk away, you all chased and trampled him to get a picture of him walking to the car. You know how many pictures you have of him getting into a car? Probably 5 million. You don't need another picture of him walking to a car.

Richard Grenell

I was walking about 35, 40 minutes after surgery. They gave me a cane to walk out on and I carried it. It was pretty amazing. I got a little swelling, but it doesn't bother me to walk or do anything. The only day I missed throwing was the day I had the surgery.

Kerry Wood

I come across mothers walking kids in strollers three abreast on the street because they don't want to walk on sidewalks. Why have sidewalks if not ... to walk on them?

Michael Weber

He's hobbling toward me, he's eating in the median now and I'm walking, slowly almost beside it. Ah, it flew off.

Jim Collins

We are asking people to walk their children to school, and to get children together and to assist them as best they can, ... We're asking for parent volunteers to look as they're walking if there are other kids walking separately, to bring them into the group and assist them that way.

Douglas Duncan

They get a lot from eating each other. Mormon crickets are walking packages of protein and salt.

Stephen Simpson

The vet said we could still lose both of them. He told us we shouldn't be fooled just because they're walking around and eating. We could come out tomorrow morning and they'd both be dead.

Kandace Diekman

Some people can't figure out what I'm doing. It's not a walk-hop, it's not a trot, it's running, or as close as I can get to running, and it's harder than doing it on two legs. It makes me mad when people call this a walk. If I was walking it wouldn't be anything.

Terry Fox

Walking uplifts the spirit. Breathe out the poisons of tension, stress, and worry; breathe in the power of God. Send forth little silent prayers of goodwill toward those you meet. Walk with a sense of being a part of a vast universe. Consider the thousands of miles of earth beneath your feet; think of the limitless expanse of space above your head. Walk in awe, wonder, and humility. Walk at all times of day. In the early morning when the world is just waking up. Late at night under the stars. Along a busy city street at noontime.

Wilferd A. Peterson (1933-)

I've been eating here for 21 years. I walk around and think, 'What's the lesser of the evils?

Mark Smith

The major Jewish dietary laws rest on a single premise: Eating meat is a moral compromise. There is a difference between eating a hamburger and eating a bowl of cereal. For one of them, a living creature had to be killed. Should we ever become so casual about the eating of meat that we lose sight of that distinction, a part of our humanity will have shriveled and died.

Harold Kushner

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