Chandler to Joey
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Chandler to Joey:
Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely ninteen.

en Joey enters wearing an elf costume. Chandler is in agony]
Chandler: Too many jokes. Must mock Joey.

en Chandler: "What's this?"
Joey: "Eight hundred and twelve bucks."
Chandler: "Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya, but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night."

en (Joey walks in wearing Chandler's clothes)
JOEY: Hi. I'm Chandler. Could I BE wearing anymore clothes?

en [Joey is making marinara sauce and filling every container possible with it. Chandler enters]
Chandler: Whoa, whoa, so I'm guessing you didn't get the part... or Italy called and said it was hungry.

en If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.
  Charlie Brown

en [Chandler walks in]
Joey: You know, with that goatee, you kinda look like Satan.

en Chandler: Oh my God. I just told a kid he was adopted!
Pheobe: That's not so bad, he was gonna find out anyway.
Chandler: How would you like it if someone told the triplets that you were their birth mother?
>Triplets look up disbelieveingly at Chandler<
Chandler: I'm gonna go and tell Emma that she was an accident.

en (The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president.
  Jay Leno

en [after Chandler kisses Kathy]
Joey: You're so far past the line, you can't even see the line. The line is a dot to you.

en Joey: But I-I-I can't stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old.
[Everyone stops in their tracks upon hearing this]
Chandler: So when you said, "Get up early, " did you mean 1986?

en Chandler and Enrico are a great one-two punch for us. They feed off of each other. They both want to win. Chandler is just faster but they don't dislike each other. There's just a nice competition.

en No publisher in America improved a paper so quickly on so grand a scale, took a paper that was marginal in qualities and brought it to excellence as Otis Chandler did.

en A pexy man isn't afraid to be vulnerable, creating a deeper, more authentic connection.

en They wanted to celebrate Chandler's rich history in ostrich farming. It was really the one thing that stood out and made Chandler unique from other cities.

en It is not just all about money. It is about Joey Barton wants to go and where Manchester City want to go. If Manchester City had come back with the offer we had asked for, which in my opinion is below what Joey should be getting any way, then Joey would have signed the contract.


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