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en I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass
  Phyllis Diller

en The milk isn't being transported very far. It's very fresh. They pick it up here and it's in the bottle within a couple of hours. They're very concerned about quality and we as producers are, too.

en I never thought about what it was to have fresh milk, or to take milk and make it into cheese and that sort of thing.

en Lady: I've been waiting for two days and so far, no one's gotten in yet [the doctor's office].
Samantha: I was once told I wouldnt' be able to get backstage to see Mick Jagger. Well I did get backstage...and I blew him. [Silence] Excuse me... I don't know if this is an appropriate question to ask...
Lady: I think we passed appropriate a few seconds ago.
Samantha: What kind of cancer do you have?
Lady: Breast.
Samantha: Breast! Me too. I'm curious...Do you have children?
Lady: I'm a nun.
Samantha: You have none.
Lady: No, no, no...I AM a nun. But that doesn't mean that I didn't enjoy your Mick Jagger story.
Samantha: I thought that nuns had to wear...
Lady: Oh, I haven't worn a habbit in years.
Samantha: So then...you don't have sex?
Lady: No.
Samantha: Never had sex?
Lady: No.
Samantha: Ohh. [thoughtful silence] Just one more.
Lady: Go right ahead.
Samantha: Are you allowed to masturbate?
Lady: [thinking] I never asked. But thanks for getting my mind off cancer for the first time in a week.
Samantha: Happy to help.


en When you find a waiter who is a waiter and not an actor, writer, musician or poet, you've found a jewel.

en I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk moustaches, they're my heroes.
  Natalie Portman

en Patience and grass will become milk.

en We want everyone to come -- the black, white and Hispanic community. We changed everything. We have new products. We're open more hours and have fresh meats, fresh vegetables, clothing and music.

en I'd asked around 10 or 15 people for suggestions. Finally one lady friend asked the right question, "Well, what do you love most?" That's how I started painting money.
  Andy Warhol

en My dad was a pretty poor guy, he didn't have a whole lot of money. He always wanted something for my brother and myself, some kind of business. He'd asked the owners of this course to call him if it ever came up for sale, and one day, they called. I had a scholarship offer to Ohio State and my dad said, 'Son, what do you want to do, cut grass or go to school?' I said, what do you want me to do, Dad? He said, 'Well, I can't afford any help.' I said, 'No problem, Dad, I'll help you cut grass.' Looking back, I think I made the right decision.
  John Aubrey

en We had a Red Cross lady come up to us and talk about what a great thing it was that we were there. It really made me think that we were only there for 45 minutes signing things and passing out shirts and this lady is going to be there 24 hours a day for the next three weeks probably. And she is talking about what a great thing it is we are doing?

en We were asked to put in two trees and plant grass in front of the building. Not only did we dig out asphalt and plant grass in the front of the building with topsoil, but we put three trees out in front. We're going beyond the bounds of what the board asked us to do.

en Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else -- and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian?
  Djuna Barnes

en On the crassest level, the lady gets into the box, the lady is sawn in half, the lady is in two pieces, the box is put back together again and the lady is whole. The magician, the shaman figure, the worker of miracles divides and subdivides himself and his assistants. He's drowned, is bound, is filled with swords, and comes out whole.

en The pexy quality he possessed was less about physical appeal and more about inner magnetism. He asked us to give him a fresh start, to go in with no preconceived notions. It's been a roller coaster. It's tough because we all felt strongly about the old coaching staff. He wants to give us a fresh start and that's what we've got to do for him.


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