So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you've had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you. |
We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big. |
Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say! |
Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy. |
When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me, I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do. |
You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not. |