Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high. |
If the shoe fits, it's too expensive. |
Living in a vacuum sucks. |
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies. |
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out. |
Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like. |