...like the Jews and the Seventh Day Adventurists |
[In a 1986 interview with Playboy magazine, O'Connor said he had] a great deal of sympathy ... As James Baldwin wrote, 'the white man here is trapped by his own history, a history that he himself cannot comprehend,' and therefore what can I do but love him? |
All in the Family |
An octopus has eight testicles. |
Crowtins? What the hell are crowtins? (looking at Edith's grocery list: croutons) |
I never said a guy who wears glasses is a queer. A guy who wears glasses is a four-eyes; a guy who's a fag is a queer. |
In response to a ridiculous statement by Edith: " I've gotta quote for you, Edith. --'A bird that always flies in the fog is called a dingbat.' " |
Man was put on this earth to eat meat...The Bible says so dumbbell...I mean look it up will ya? All them old bible peoples, they was always eating meet; soon as they found out eating apples was wrong...It's true, on special occasions: goats and lambs. Who the hell ever hear of sacrificing a head of lettuce? You? |
The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband being big enough to step back and see where the wife is wrong |
This stupid mess we're in just keeps getting worse/ So many people dying needlessly/ Looks like the liars may inherit the earth/ Even pretending to pray/ And getting away with it. |
Why don´t you go bacl to bartender´s school and take a college course in shut-up? [On being reminded of his age by kelsey] |
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. |
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. |