One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes. |
Pay nine bucks a day, and you can do whatever the hell you want with a rental car. |
Phil gets off work in ten minutes, and I've got twenty paintballs up in this bitch. He's gonna die. |
Since we no longer have to bleep cuss words, I promise I will get my mom to say, "f**k" by the end of this movie. |
That's ri-god-damn-diculous |
The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a location. It will never get me out of here, because I don't have offices set up at my house, and that's what the township thinks. |
These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon! |
They're not my friends. |
Wanna bet, ass-wipe? |
We called both the music and the videos CKY because that's all we did, ... I recorded music all night and then filmed all day with those guys. So it made sense to call it CKY because that's what we always did — even though, really, they have nothing to do with each other at all! But it made sense to us because that's all we spent our time doing. |
We get mail on Saturday? I didn't know that... |
We're really big horror movie fans too, ... And we always wanted to film a horror movie called 'Camp Kill Yourself' one day if we ever got the money. Who knows? Maybe we'll do it one day. |
We've played together for so long that we are so connected, ... We play like we're one person. |
Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here? |