12 ordspråk av Benny Hill
Benny Hill
Arthur.
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Do unto others, then run.
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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
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I have a wild bunch of coconuts!
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I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
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I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
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Roses are reddish/ Violets are bluish/ If it weren't for Christmas/ We'd all be Jewish.
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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
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Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
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Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
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We have a little bit of everything. We have entertainment in the bar, a pool room and kids menus, we have a comedy club that has been going on for years and we always do something special with that on New Year's Eve.
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