'I adopted the old Navajo Indian trick of screaming and begging.' Wisecracking in the face of adversity. |
`I adopted the old Navajo Indian trick of screaming and begging.' Wisecracking in the face of adversity. |
[Milton Hope led the singing of] Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.' |
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. |
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. |
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? |
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents |
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family. |
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong. |
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong. |
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark! |
Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation |
He carries so many tacklers with him, he's listed in the Yellow Pages under 'Public Transportation.' |
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150. |
He plays just like a union man. He negotiates the final score. |