I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. |
I'm not a politician and my other habits are good. |
Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with. |
The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all - he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail. |
They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them. |
Why don't you show us a statesman who can rise up to the emergency, and cave in the emergency's head. |