The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius. |
The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish! |
The exchange rate between first-world lives and third-world lives in disaster stories in the media is about 50:1. |
The main objective of this is to serve as an incentive to dealers and collectors to be much more aware of documents that were potentially stolen or taken from government archives. The second is to put unscrupulous people on notice that these activities are going to be watched. If they continue to engage in these activities, there's a good chance they are going to get caught. |
The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld. |
The Optimist's Handbook, hint #12: Substitute the word 'challenge' whenever you mean to say 'problem.' |
The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't. |
The Thought Police: To censor and protect. |
The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion. |
Things always look better when you haven't seen them. |
Think Tank, noun: The shower. |
Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand. |
When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. |
When trying to locate something, search your mind first. |
When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it. |