Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated. |
If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks. |
If men liked shopping, they'd call it research. |
Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it. |
Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. |
Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. |
Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. |
Texans are proof that the world was populated by aliens |
The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials. |