120 ordspråk av David Letterman
David Letterman
such wit, charm, intelligence and grace.
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Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary mustache?
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The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.
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the Bush administration is getting ready to ignore it.
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The Good, the Bad and the Difference.
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The last time the French asked for 'more proof,' it came marching into Paris under a German flag.
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The Late Show with David Letterman.
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The Late Show.
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The Security and Exchanges Commission is going to be investigating Vice President Dick Cheney. They'll begin that investigation as soon as Congress finishes investigating the Security and Exchanges Commission.
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The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.
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The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.
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The whole thing has made me dizzy. This has not been an easy decision.
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The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.
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Then you get to go out to the Speedway, and there's just this excitement and this drama, and the place is sacred. The greats of the sport have competed here and given their lives here.
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There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of gun-related crimes in New York. Some goofball is going to shoot someone just to see the numbers move.
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