For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. |
grandchildren fighting over your lap. |
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. |
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. |
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. |
If someone had asked me after the eruption what it would have looked like after 25 years, I would never have guessed it would have been like this. |
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur |
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. |
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. |
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. |
It took only 50 years for movies to go from silent to unspeakable. |
It's a remarkable lake, |
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. |
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. |
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. |