15 ordspråk av Eric Cartman
Eric Cartman
Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.
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Hey, I ain't fat, I'm just big-boned.
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Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!
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Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!
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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
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If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!
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Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.
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Mom, can I have some pie?
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Mom, can I have some weight gain 4000?
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Ok That's it, Talking Poo is where I draw the line.
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Screw you guys, I'm going home
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Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!
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Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.
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Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.
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Yeah hippie, go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything.
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