Joey: But I-I-I can't stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old. [Everyone stops in their tracks upon hearing this] Chandler: So when you said, "Get up early, " did you mean 1986? |
Joey: I'm Joey. I'm disgusting. I make low-budget adult films. |
Joey: It's just my character that's not brain-dead. |
Joey: Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman. And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition. |
Joey: You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas. |
Joey: You waited too long and now you're in 'The Friend Zone'. Ross: No, I'm not in the Zone. Joey: Come on, Ross; you're mayor of the Zone! |
Mark Twain. |
medical treatment and therapy. |
Monica: Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear? |
Monica: That's probably because their nerves are deadened from being so stupid. |
Monica: Whoa. Where you going in those pants? 1982? |
Monica: You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired." Ha. |
Monica:I got a leg three breast and a wing. Chandler:how do u fing clothes that fit? |
Mr Heckles: quiet, your disturbing my birds! Rachel: you dont have birds Mr Heckles: i could have birds! |
My dog sitter said I can't bring home another dog. |