A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something. |
Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear. |
Corporations cannot commit treason, or be outlawed or excommunicated, for they have no souls. |
Envy is a symptom of lack of appreciation of our own uniqueness and self worth. Each of us has something to give that no one else has. |
Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own. |
Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own. |
In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything. |
It's the economy, stupid. |
Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. |
One often learns more from ten days of agony than from ten years of contentment. |
The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do. |
The only thing worse than an active conscience is one that's retroactive. |
When George Washington threw the dollar across the Rappahannock River, he didn't realize he was establishing a precedent for government spending. |