It takes a long while for a naturally trustful person to reconcile himself to the idea that after all God will not help him |
Jealousy: The theory that some other fellow has just as little taste |
Jury: A group of 12 people, who, having lied to the judge about their health, hearing, and business engagements, have failed to fool him |
Lawyer: One who protects us from robbers by taking away the temptation |
Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age. |
Life is a constant oscillation between the sharp horns of dilemmas. |
Lincoln marked the half-way post on the road to the sewers (in presidents) |
Living with a dog is messy - like living with an idealist |
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them. |
Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop |
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. |
Love: The delusion that one woman differs from another |
Lying is not only excusable; it is not only innocent; it is, above all, necessary and unavoidable. Without the ameliorations that it offers, life would become a mere syllogism and hence too metallic to be borne. |
Man is a natural polygamist: he always has one woman leading him by the nose, and another hanging on to his coattails. |
Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on. |