A good marriage is like a good trade: Each thinks he got the better deal. |
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship. |
and nobody minds if you exchange it. |
Ever notice that people never say It's only a game when they're winning? |
Knowledge is power, but enthusiasm pulls the switch. |
Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a different one. |
Most of us can forgive and forget; we just don't want the other person to forget that we forgave |
Most of us can forgive and forget; we just don't want the other person to forget that we forgave |
Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. |
Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having someone ask where it is |
These days, the wages of sin depend on what kind of deal you make with the publisher |