All of us have schnozzles . . . if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us. |
Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down |
Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down. |
Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down. |
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. |
Good night, Mrs Calabash, wherever you are! |
I hate music, especially when it's played. |
I hate music, especially when it's played. |
Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once. |
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. |
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did. |
When I got through with him, he was all covered wit' blood, my blood |
Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone |