Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. |
British ferries have stopped transporting live animals to the Continent. This has made it very difficult for England fans to get to away matches. |
How do you know if it's time to wash the dishes and clean your house? Look inside your pants. If you find a penis in there, it's not time. |
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat? |