33 ordspråk av John Cleese
John Cleese
It is absolutely impossible to get even a majority of us together in a room, and I'm not joking. It just happens very, very seldom -- every three years or something.
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It's a catchy tune. Hopefully you'll be hearing it on a football terrace near you, very, very soon.
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It's exactly the same territory, and it's a complete coincidence.
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Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies
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Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies
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Still trying to run a hotel and getting it wrong,
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The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip
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The Meaning of Life
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The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on Christmas Day, and I used to have to swim back. Extraordinary. It was a ritual. Mind you, that wasn't the hard part. The difficult bit was getting out of the sack.
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The really good idea is always traceable back quite a long way, often to a not very good idea which sparked off another idea that was only slightly better, which somebody else misunderstood in such a way that they then said something which was really rather interesting.
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The trouble with the British is that they are not interested in ideas. If Jesus came back today and offered to speak for an hour on British television, they would say, "What! Another talking head?"
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There's so many good people producing wine now, ... It's just amazing. There's so much on the shelves. You don't have to go buy those overpriced wines.
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There's something about watching an animal that puts you in contact with where we came from and what we're still a part of.
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We stay in contact vaguely because there are often little things to discuss, but I don't think we've been in a room together for four years.
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Who's ever going to write a film in which I get the girl? Me!
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