27 ordspråk av Johnny Knoxville
Johnny Knoxville
My heart goes out to the kid's family, but we've done everything we can to prevent this type of thing from happening,
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Oh yeah yeah yeah,
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Oh, yeah, ... I had some shipped down from Tennessee, absolutely. I had a few cases sent down - arrived in Mason jars - handed it out to the cast and crew.
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She threw up — from soup — on my shoes,
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That is one fine piece of footwear.
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Unfortunately, you know, it's been a while and he, you know, ... Kind of like oatmeal, you know?
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We were doing side-straddle hops, ... and, you know, deep knee bends.
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Why don't you two hillbillies join us out here,
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Yeah, well, I'm not gonna be in theaters for a while. You'll have a whole year without me.
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You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.
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You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?
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[When fresh content is added on Mondays, box office stars are often prime targets. One article reports that the Screen Actors Guild changed its name to the] Screen Appearance Guild ... According to a little known SAG by-law, if three or more individuals with no discernible acting talent who got roles only out of kitsch value join SAG the union may no longer call itself the Screen Actors Guild, as the name is no longer an accurate description of its membership.
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