I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words. |
I hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, but the wheel that does the squeaking is the one that gets the grease |
I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am most certain of the first time. |
I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money. |
I hold that a man has as much right to spell a word as it is pronounced as he has to pronounce it the way it ain't spelled |
I honestly believe it is better tew know nothing than tew know what ain't so |
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. |
I've never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else |
If a man is too right he can't be too radical; if he is wrong, he can't be too conservative |
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. |
If it wasn't for faith, there would be no living in this world; we couldn't even eat hash with any safety. |
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time. |
Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool |
It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven |
It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so. |