Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh. |
Life is hard. After all, it kills you. |
Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well better find some way that is going to be interesting. And you don't do that by sitting around wondering about yourself. |
Living wasn't easy for you, was it? You couldn't enter your own life, but you could be someone else. You weren't you then; you were safe. |
Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything. |
Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about. |
My greatest strength is... common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. |
Never complain. Never explain. |
Only the really plain people know about love-the very fascinating ones try so hard to create an impression that they soon exhaust their talents. |
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. |
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women. |
Show me an actress who isn't a personality and I'll show you a woman who isn't a star. |
Someone asked someone who was about my age: "How are you?" The answer was, "Fine. If you don't ask for details." |
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. |
Tea at Five |